Banana Hammocks

I recently learned from my favorite blogess (theblogess.com) you can use a toothpick to write on a banana and the words show up a few hours later. I freaked John out when he woke up the other morning to a banana that said "hi john. eat me." 

As the week went on the phrases got better.... or creepier

"hi john, orange you glad i didn't say banana?"
"peel me and i will peel you"
"its peanut butter jelly tiiiiime"
"hi john, remember me from health class?"

John got sick of eating slightly bruised bananas well before this point.